SECRETS PATTAYA BAR HOTEL NIGHTCLUB

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Common sense, why don't we ever see anything bad about Pattaya Secrets on the Pattaya Secrets Forum? ;-)
 
THE PAD THAT SUCKS
One night was too much, man dirty smelly rooms they smell like rat droppings. moved to LK later on which was just a bit ok but too far away from the action. any suggestions for my next visit to pattaya?
 
 
Pattaya Secrets Cheaters, Cockroaches and Mice - Had enough!
It was my first stay at Secrets and the most disheartening and horrifying one I've ever had. To begin with, this filth hole is not a hotel at all! It is a bunch of filthy rooms above a bar filled with girls trying to con new first time tourists up to the extent that on my very first visit to the bar my money was stolen from my pocket and upon reporting to the bar manager I was told that it was impossible and on top of being robbed I was overcharged on my drinks invoice by over 2000 baht although I managed to get that corrected but imagine if one was not paying attention! That night, outraged with the behaviour from their bar I went back to my room above just to find cockroaches running all over the floor and on the refrigerator. Not used to such filth I phoned reception to no avail and personally went down to the reception to report the problem, over half an hour passed but nothing was being done so I went to the reception again to see what was being done regarding the pests and trust me it is a pain to climb the stairs up and down as they don't even have an elevator and then the receptionist gave me a look like "hard luck" and told me the maids are not available that late so why was not I told in the first instance? I couldn't sleep with the roaches so I had to go buy baygon and spray the room by myself. The aircon was noisy so I couldn't sleep at all and there was a continuous rattling sound coming from the ceiling anyway after the sleepless night had passed and as soon as I stepped out of my room in the morning I see a mouse munching on my neighbouring rooms leftovers which were probably left there throughout the night so then I understood what was that rattling sound in the cieling a bunch of mice running around!
Outraged by this kind of cheating lies and pest infestation problems I politely ask for an early checkout the next morning by trying to explain the receptionist about the various bad experiences in less than 24 hours of stay but the receptionist abruptly broke the conversation by uttering the words, almost yelling, and I quote "mister you have too much problem". Stunned by her behaviour also angry but thinking in my mind that it was impolite to yell back at a female I continued my demand for checkout. Finally I was asked to either stay or have no refund according some policy that they have and although I stayed for 1 night my entire deposit for 5 nights was forfitted.
Completely tired, sleepy and disheartened I checked out.
Stay at the Secrets Filth Hole at your own risk!
 
 
No Elevator (Lift), No Swimming Pool and Lies
Having visited Secrets Pattaya website which is quite misguiding and confusing, I finally decided to phone them to enquire if they had an Elevator (lift) and a Swimming Pool.
A man with european accent answered the call and confirmed both the queries in affirmation. Just after checking in and paying the money at the counter, I was taken through this dark creepy staircase so I suggested to the employee that we rather take the elevator, he could not understand English so I went straight back to the checkin counter (I cannot really call it a proper "reception") and asked again if they have an elevator and swimming pool, the girl replied negatively, I tried to explain her that a man on the phone had confirmed that they had both to which she replied that they do not have any foreign staff members. So I kindly and very respectfully asked for my money back so that I could find another hotel but I was very rudely refused any refund. Damn, I had not even stepped into my room!
Beware of the gimmicks posted on their website because the swimming pool photograph is from a villa rather than the referred hotel and I'm sure the villa doesn't have an elevator! Its hard to believe they can get away with it!
 
 
BAD Bed Bugs and NO Maid Services
Secrets Pattaya was recommended to me by a friend of mine but I can assure you that I am not going to recommend it to any other friends of mine.
Despite having the confirmation for a Standard room reserved I was given the only choice of Superior room for 1,200 baht on arrival as they probably sold the cheaper rooms to others.
The bed sheet had holes in it which was abruptly visible but the bed bugs put the icing on the cake. Made me wonder if the holes in the bed sheet were achieved by the same beings that bit me the entire night. I understand that this is just a cheap joint and so they cannot afford to continuously buy new bed sheets but why not spend money at least in maintaining the cleanliness and that might help stopping the holes from appearing in the bed sheets as well as get rid of the bed bugs which made my back and arms cover up with red spots by dawn. Further to my amusement they couldn't make up my room the next day because their housekeeping maids are available only every alternate day. I have stayed in hotels throughout the world but never heard that the maid services are not available daily and as they could not move me to another room for some strange reason I just left with my full amount paid for three days. Not a good experience at all and I certainly won't be returning.
 
 
Outside Working Girls Not Allowed
The biggest reason to stay there was the Walking Street so I went out partying in the various bars such as Club Boesche, Baby A Go Go, Carousel and a few others. Late that night when I returned with a chic from Baby A Go Go, I found the front desk girl yelling on top of her voice denying me entry in MY paid room as my girl was not from the Secrets Bar. That was it, I had to find a room in another hotel nearby for the night and I liked the new hotel so much that I moved out the very next morning.
 
 
Pattaya Secrets is NOT a Hotel!
We are a group of four single solo travelers and decided to stay in this SHITHOLE because of some great reviews we saw about them on the internet but soon after checking in we found out that the place is a wreck. Not at all a hotel for sure, the place is rather like a cheap guesthouse or a lodge and overly priced at 1,200 Baht for a small shitty room and NO breakfast. We had booked four rooms and only one of us had a bit clean room. Loud noises from the bar below and the Walking Street made it impossible to sleep or even relax!
 
 
Hidden JOINER FEES
Being told by a few friends that the quality of the girls in Secrets bar nightclub was terrible and having experienced it by myself in the past I headed out for the evening to a friends bar in Soi 6 and got hooked up with a girl who I brought back to Secrets Hotel to my utter surprise I was asked to pay a 1000 baht joiner fee by the reception lady to let my girl in their room which means I was lied at the time of checkin about their joiner policy. I know that I was cheated and when I tried to complain on their forum I was immediately deleted along with my post.
 
 
Ever Stayed in a Hotel with NO WINDOWS and NO FIRE ESCAPES/EXITS? Scary!
I was astonished to find that this place does not have any windows in their rooms and not a single fire escape throughout the hotel. It was quite scary for me as this could be a killer if fire broke out. My money was not refunded by the rude receptionists so I simply left.
 
 
SHOCKING
Secrets bar is located above there Nightclub on Soi 14 where they have prostitutes available for the purchase of sex , my room was on the first floor which required me to climb some steep awakard steps.
The room was clean although there were a few tears in the bed linen , i booked this hotel as the review on TripAdvisor has a picture of a very nice looking swimming pool , i asked upon check in and was told there was no swiming pool , pretty misleading and here in the States you would end up with a legal case for claims like that.
 
 
BANNED FROM SECRETS FORUM FOR COMPLAINING
Me and my Thai girlfriend stayed in this pathetic place and had a terrible time due to bed-bugs even after changing 3 rooms in 2 days, got charged for drinking water, stopped by the reception when we brought some friends back to our room and so on.
But what annoyed us the most is that when we tried to complain to the management by email then they never replied and finally when we posted this as a complain on the biased Secrets Forum they immediately deleted the post and banned me from their forum. Just a bunch of liars and scammers.
 
 
RUDE, ARROGANT MANAGEMENT STAFF AND OWNERS
I was on vacation in Pattaya during November 2009 and because of this whorehouse my entire vacation was ruined. My iPhone was stolen from their bar which the bar staff abruptly denied saying that I was too drunk which I wasn't because I don't drink alcohol but I always buy drinks for the girls. They have maid services only twice a week and they tried moving me through two different rooms and both were infested with cockroaches. The bed linens had blood stains on them again in both the rooms and lots of holes probably the bed bugs which were biting me all the time.
Finally I requested checkout and have my money refunded to which this fat slob at the reception named Ben who is one of the owners told me that there will be no refund whatsoever. The Secret is out Ben and accomplices and we know that Pattaya Secrets is a f*ck the customer galore!!
I moved to Queen Vic Inn later and that was another nightmare! Next time I'll find a nice hotel before leaving from the US to stay away from these cheap places.
 
 
MISLEADING MARKETING TACTICS
I was totally misled by the forum as to what I should expect from their hotel and really their advertising paints a picture very different from what the unvary traveller would expect. My advice don't book online and check the accommodation before committing ones self to what really is only a guesthouse at the end of a dark street. As for the pool along with much else only in your dreams! Good location but the negatives far outweigh anything positive. Mice and cockroaches by the dozen and nobody cares. Beware!
I tried to point out the imaginary swimming pool on Secrets Pattaya Forum and got banned on the same day so I posted a review on TripAdvisor.com as they show the picture of the same swimming pool too but just three days later my review was taken down following their request.
 
 

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